you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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