Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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Have fun and good luck.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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