I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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