some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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