So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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