I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
