She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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