I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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