we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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