And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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