Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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