Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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