Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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