i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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