She's JV to your varsity
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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