party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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