do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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