Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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