we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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