I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Drake has all the answers
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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