Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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