I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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