Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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