She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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