He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
