he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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