Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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