For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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