so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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