I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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