OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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