I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i think im in europe. pls send help
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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