Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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