At least make sure they are 18
Why
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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