the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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