So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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