I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
high people should be assigned attendants
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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