Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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