It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize