I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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