i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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