was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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