OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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