The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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