no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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