I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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