I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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