his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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