I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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