Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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