Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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