Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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