I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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